so i just got back from my new daily ass-crack-of-dawn-sugar-and-caffeine-craving (on my way to waist size 96"), and i think i just witnessed one of the most terrifying and repulsive things i have ever seen.
this man was sitting in the corner eating his doughnuts. only...he was dunking them into milk. which, i guess isn't THAT weird or whatever, even though i'm already a little grossed out by the consumption of runny dairy products in public (it needs to be done discreetly and NEVER shared).
anyway. as he lifts his milk-soaked doughnuts from the styrofoam cup of what should be the breakfast of a baby calf, the milk runs down his fingers and continues down his hand, flowing even to his wrist and into the sleeve of his long-sleeved plaid flannel shirt.
are you serious?
he gobbles the dripping wet mass of dough, but doesn't stop there. he continues stuffing his hand into his mouth, slurping the milk from his fingers as if it were...
this wasn't a one time occurrence just so you know. not an accident. it was like -- a standard method of consumption for 2 whole doughnuts.
at least now i can barf up all the fat, calories, and cholesterol i just ate.
and people wonder why i never want to leave my apartment.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
Posted by Jay Brannan at 8:40 AM