wow gross.
so i just got back from my new daily ass-crack-of-dawn-sugar-and-caffeine-craving (on my way to waist size 96"), and i think i just witnessed one of the most terrifying and repulsive things i have ever seen.
this man was sitting in the corner eating his doughnuts. only...he was dunking them into milk. which, i guess isn't THAT weird or whatever, even though i'm already a little grossed out by the consumption of runny dairy products in public (it needs to be done discreetly and NEVER shared).
anyway. as he lifts his milk-soaked doughnuts from the styrofoam cup of what should be the breakfast of a baby calf, the milk runs down his fingers and continues down his hand, flowing even to his wrist and into the sleeve of his long-sleeved plaid flannel shirt.
are you serious?
he gobbles the dripping wet mass of dough, but doesn't stop there. he continues stuffing his hand into his mouth, slurping the milk from his fingers as if it were...
this wasn't a one time occurrence just so you know. not an accident. it was like -- a standard method of consumption for 2 whole doughnuts.
at least now i can barf up all the fat, calories, and cholesterol i just ate.
and people wonder why i never want to leave my apartment.
Sunday, November 18, 2007
dunkin' donuts: part deuxsgusting
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Greetings! I write through the automatic translator, therefore especially be not surprised:) Good songs at you, you are simple well done;) And about doughnuts with milk - at us in Russia and not such will see... I wish your of good luck in all!
Sergiey, Moscow, Russia
:-) same scene here with a fatty croissant instead...
oh gross. i'm assuming it wasn't the dunkin' donuts by union square, near where all the nyu kids live? i swear i heard one of them puking up their bear claw in the bathroom last time i was there.
Hey, this is Aska. I wasn't gonna leave any comment but man that was seriously disgusting. Thank god I haven't witnessed anything like that in public yet. Take care!
i luvvv ur music:)
It reminds me of this very bad movie, with two hollywood's dinosaures, Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke. What was its name? ... Oh yeah, 9,5 weeks... What a terrible piece of shit.
Kids, never play with food. They make you think it's erotic, but believe me, it's not. Especialy when doughnuts and dairy products are involved.
Wow, that's disgusting. [shudders]
i'm sooo in love.for you.not the milkman
first i wanted to say that i love your music and second i wanted to say that was so gross....how could you watch and still keep down your donuts....i think it time to find a new donut shop...Love the music babe!!!!!
This is what cameraphones are good for!
Although, it seems as though you may not want to remember this horrific event :]
Oh, come on, we ALL do grossy stuff. Although I agree one should keep most of them for private times.
But what can I say, I love to go all slurp-o on my fingers too.
So screw you all...
I was imagining this crazy horror soundtrack to it, and damn... that is disturbing. It's funny, how some people are clean-obsessed and don't like unwanted fatty liquids flowing over their skin while others take some sort of infantile (?) pleasure in disregarding those conventions.
That story was unbelievably poetic, Jay.
oh my!
Laughing my ass off.
Ahh... I love the way people describe things...
Ah memories, as a child I remember watching my father dip cylindrical donuts called, dunkin' sticks, into whole fat milk and then in a daft attempt to eat the pastry, while poised over his glass as he chewed, the excess cream would *hopefully* dribble back into his glass. As a child this act was embarrassing to endure, but if I saw what you described I think I might smile, much like I did when I read it. Thanks for sharing. -Smooch
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