Wednesday, January 9, 2008

fucking amazing perfectness

i know most of you have probably seen this by now, but if you haven't, you haven't lived.



and then, once you've watched the video above (you HAVE to watch that one first), this one is even better:

25 comments:

rat said...

wow. just. wow. this was exactly what i needed at this hour. thanks for the giggles, jay.

djr said...

Love it! The 2nd clip gave me an asthma attack from laughing! xxx here's a big kiss for you jay ;) xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

lindSAY said...

hahahaha "i added sneakers to make me look like a lesbian."
"i like to accessorize THIS dress with a limp wrist, and a nest of baby birds. it's playful to pretend i'm going to eat the birds, but i'm just joking...aren't i?"

the first one is absolutely frightening. and i loved it. i have to find the rest of it. i need to know what other wise advice she has before i can go out tonight!

(ps. you should make one of these.)

Margaret said...

So speaks the greatest style maven since Little Edie Beale.

Megan said...

BAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!! "I like to wear pantie hoes with open toed shoes, to make my feet look flipperous"

Netalie said...

i'm gonna have nightmares tonight

Dapper D said...

omg... Brenda Dickson has been my obsession of choice recently! I show everyone I know :)

wannabe housewife said...

Very relaxing! My carma would like to thank you Jay. And I also use a blue pencil. Not for my eyes or anything else related to 'style and fashion', but I use one every now and then.. greetings from the Netherlands. Your words are apreciated! Moris.

Aliesha Zoe said...

Hahaha OMG... I loooove those.. they are too funny :P

Bornagirl76 said...

Tell me you've seen this parody of 'Welcome To My Home', Jay:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO65OlAhEJg

I saw it a couple of months ago and laughed so hard I had to go lie down for an hour.

Eve said...

Who the hell was that?

I never would have been caught dead in this dress. Ha!

Michael said...

I got video not longer available messages. Wonder what happened to them.

Michael said...

The parody is brilliant, but those fashions in the first--where can can I get those? After all, she says they are ALWAYS in style.

Matty said...

This is so weird, i just found these two videos yesterday, and here i check your blog only to find them posted!

Jedderoo said...

WAHHH I can't believe the first one, and the second one had me in tears. Brilliant! PS you were brilliant tonight at Media Club yourself, Jay! Thanks for the encore.

Manuel said...

That's funny :) I enjoyed it...thanks for posting :)

Tony said...

OMFG!!!!! I laughed so hard I cried(and ran my perfectly applied eyeliner & lash curls!!)
The 1st was truly AMAZING PERFECTNESS, the 2nd, a LAUGH RIOT!!! You mad my whole week worth it, jay, letting me laugh, cry, laugh, snort & chortle(there's a word for you)!!
Thanks & much luck in NYC-give Bitch a hug from me.
xo Tony

Ores said...

Man!!!
Was she serious??
It was too much!!!!
Amazing, i loved it!!!!
Thank you for sharing!!!!
Hug from Amsterdam
Ores

adorkable58 said...

Hah! That second video was exactly what I was thinking during the first one!

Oh man. Where's that female now?!

Anonymous said...

Why hello! I have teleported into my closet! As you can see, I have slipped into something a little more comfortable!



this is now going to be my catchphrase of choice for the rest of now

ivan said...

briliant,i´ve wathed them simultaneously (otherwise the first one is unbearable, or insulin is needed) and i needed great amount of control to not laugh because of midnight. (So i promised myself not to browse in such time)

vaporcloud said...

so much for calvin klein tee's and armani jeans! haha!

tashikitten said...

Oh. My. God. That was mindboggling. The original is one of the most frightening things I've ever seen and the spoof is brilliant!

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