Jay, darling, I guess (maybe) you shouldn't come out to Arizona then... as we have huge sewer roaches here with wings... and yes they fly... generally right at you... but so long as you don't stay near a canal, you should be safe - so go ahead an come out anyways.... *smiles*
Honestly, Princess,....ya know that poor little cock roach was more horrified than you at the sight of your enormous foot. Did you squash its guts out?? ewww, you're right. That is gross. - - you and your "brown paper bag" moments. sounds like good material for a song - -
Roaches are rather charmless, but also harmless (except for the hanging out in the sewers sand carrying potential diseases). It's odd, they sort of gross me out, and I'd hate to touch one with my skin. And if I see one, I kill it. At the same time, I don't know why they are more disgusting to us than other horrible insects. Flies that sit on crap, for example.
I've heard that roaches taste like honey. Thar's a soothing thought. You just stepped on a honey bug.
I think part of being a housewife is killing the roaches so boyfriends don't get scared. I don't seem to have any but I was served one once in a pasta dish in NYC when I was seeing a show. It was pretty unpleasant. The only think I have to contend with at the moment is the swarm of gnats that have invaded the kitchen. But they are hard to catch!
If I were you, I'd be up all night searching for EVERY last one of those fucking bugs.
Whenever there's a bug in my apartment, I can't sleep until I know it's dead.
I nearly died when pest control came through her last year and I had to tell them I saw "brown bugs." Turns out, they were just waterbugs, but I swear I was hypertensive for 2 months until I saw them no more.
You know what I do? I find a big songbook (that's at least an inch thick, preferably THIS ONE
When you see it crawling and it stops, DROP IT! Boom. Then, run around like a neurotic idiot until you get the nerve to kick the book aside to reveal the guts...LOL!
-shudder- it does not matter how old i get or how manly i think i am, a roach still has the power to turn me into a six year old girl...or the black maid from the tom & jerry cartoons, jumping up on the nearest high surface and screaming "thomas! thomas!" as i try, in vain, to slay it with a broom.
seriously. eww.
i live in florida where we have those lovely giant fucking roaches of doom that fly at you (we call them palmetto bugs, but a roach, is a roach, is a roach!) i have almost mastered the art of spraying the holy hell out of them and using a pot lid as a shield for when the bastard flies at me.
i would be mortified if i actually stepped on one in bare feet. i can barely get voluntarily close enough to the evil things to stomp on them in shoes. i have nightmares about them flying up the leg of my pants right as my foot is coming down.
-shuuuuuudddderrrrr-
cats are great roach warning systems...when i see them looking overly-interested at something, that's usually a hint to grab the raid.
我是一个中国男孩,偶然在网上看见了你的视频,真的喜欢你的歌啊! 加油!爱死你了! I am a Chinese boy, occasionally the Internet to see your video, you really like the song ah! Come on! Love you!
Yeah, roaches are pretty gross. But you can have fun with them, too! I keep a can of RAID Ant and Roach killer in my house. If I see one, I run grab the can as quick as I can and spray it. It's friggin' hilarious. They go absolutely BONKERS and die within 10 seconds. One time I sprayed one and it JUMPED about 10 inches up in the air. I guess it literally scared the roach shit out of him!
By the way... why do they call them COCKroaches anyway? That's like putting something really nice in front of something really gross. Like a MONEYroach or a WORLDPEACEroach. Doesn't make sense to me.
Anyway, sorry about your experience, but you survived it better than the roach.
I had a cockroach tickle my lip once. It was already dead and was cleverly shrouded in the froth on a pint of Guinness. It had been crushed in the glass and the barmaid didn't notice when she started to fill it up. Bit of a cheeky surprise. I haven't drank Guinness since, the froth literally gives me the heebeejeebies. And my addiction to lip-balm.. don't even get me started on that...
Awww, don't be so upset Jay my darling. Think of it this way, at least the roach that you step on will have its second chance to be something else (other than a roach) in its reincarnated life.
By the way, just received your album today through the mail. It's AWESOME! Can't wait to see you LIVE in London!
from spring to autumns im walking barefoot. the feeling is amazing. the little stones, you look on the way and rescue the snails. they are seeking to go to the acres and cross the streets. the cars don't stop.
LOL - I felt your horror, just for a minute, in between my laughter!! LOL
yr hot jay and i love your music. i first saw you in shortbus at the vancouver film festival . . went out and bought the soundtrack right after and have played you ever since.
Too bad it wasn't the other kind of roach (that's always good to find on the floor) because it would help you to forget things like nasty roaches (of the insect variety). Peace
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Oh honey, I'm sorry. *pets you*
Go scrub your foot to help get rid of the sensory memory.
Then go out and buy a few boxes of Combats and put them out. They work wonders.
Hugs.
-- Suzie
NooooOOOoOoo
Lo siento mi muchacho lindo....
Lavese bien su pies....esas cucarachas salen mas cuando hace calor....I live in NYC too....I know...un gran abrazo, y beso
marcos
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i touched a dead roach with my bare foot 17 years ago and i still shudder at the thought of it.
some things stay with you forever (and i haven't taken my shoes off since).
Still shuddering at this gross though. Ugh.
Jay, darling, I guess (maybe) you shouldn't come out to Arizona then... as we have huge sewer roaches here with wings... and yes they fly... generally right at you... but so long as you don't stay near a canal, you should be safe - so go ahead an come out anyways.... *smiles*
Honestly, Princess,....ya know that poor little cock roach was more horrified than you at the sight of your enormous foot. Did you squash its guts out?? ewww, you're right. That is gross.
- - you and your "brown paper bag" moments. sounds like good material for a song - -
that's fucking disgusting. if i had a spare foot, you could have it. are you going to get shock treatment or something?
I've done that--twice--but it was a slug, instead of a roach. My deepest sympathies.
oh, i hate the f*roches
they make me want to puke
I know what you mean
j*
*shudders with you* That's just nasty, and definitely calls for a foot scrub or ten.
i once woke up with one doing laps around my face. it's been 10 years... there's not enough therapy in the world to fix me.
Two weeks ago I noticed a live spider wriggling around in my shoe as I put it on. I feel the trauma. Poor Jay ):
Ohhh! I hate roachs but I can stand them so long of me and my feet.
Poor, take save your feet for the next time Jay!
Roaches are rather charmless, but also harmless (except for the hanging out in the sewers sand carrying potential diseases). It's odd, they sort of gross me out, and I'd hate to touch one with my skin. And if I see one, I kill it. At the same time, I don't know why they are more disgusting to us than other horrible insects. Flies that sit on crap, for example.
I've heard that roaches taste like honey. Thar's a soothing thought. You just stepped on a honey bug.
Holy crap that was hilarious! Think my neighbors heard me laughing out loud. I'd have seriously freaked out if that happened to me- not good AT ALL...
whatcha thinking if your reach say "kill me if you can"
"Don't walk around barefoot again!!!!"
I think part of being a housewife is killing the roaches so boyfriends don't get scared.
I don't seem to have any but I was served one once in a pasta dish in NYC when I was seeing a show. It was pretty unpleasant.
The only think I have to contend with at the moment is the swarm of gnats that have invaded the kitchen. But they are hard to catch!
Oh God.
If I were you, I'd be up all night searching for EVERY last one of those fucking bugs.
Whenever there's a bug in my apartment, I can't sleep until I know it's dead.
I nearly died when pest control came through her last year and I had to tell them I saw "brown bugs." Turns out, they were just waterbugs, but I swear I was hypertensive for 2 months until I saw them no more.
You know what I do? I find a big songbook (that's at least an inch thick, preferably THIS ONE
When you see it crawling and it stops, DROP IT! Boom. Then, run around like a neurotic idiot until you get the nerve to kick the book aside to reveal the guts...LOL!
You'll be ok ;)
Andrew A.
-shudder- it does not matter how old i get or how manly i think i am, a roach still has the power to turn me into a six year old girl...or the black maid from the tom & jerry cartoons, jumping up on the nearest high surface and screaming "thomas! thomas!" as i try, in vain, to slay it with a broom.
seriously. eww.
i live in florida where we have those lovely giant fucking roaches of doom that fly at you (we call them palmetto bugs, but a roach, is a roach, is a roach!) i have almost mastered the art of spraying the holy hell out of them and using a pot lid as a shield for when the bastard flies at me.
i would be mortified if i actually stepped on one in bare feet. i can barely get voluntarily close enough to the evil things to stomp on them in shoes. i have nightmares about them flying up the leg of my pants right as my foot is coming down.
-shuuuuuudddderrrrr-
cats are great roach warning systems...when i see them looking overly-interested at something, that's usually a hint to grab the raid.
I'll trade with you...last night I crashed my scooter. :p
我是一个中国男孩,偶然在网上看见了你的视频,真的喜欢你的歌啊!
加油!爱死你了!
I am a Chinese boy, occasionally the Internet to see your video, you really like the song ah!
Come on! Love you!
done that. with my pet frog. D= horrible. D=
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disgusting, i have nightmares about those types of things
Yeah, roaches are pretty gross. But you can have fun with them, too! I keep a can of RAID Ant and Roach killer in my house. If I see one, I run grab the can as quick as I can and spray it. It's friggin' hilarious. They go absolutely BONKERS and die within 10 seconds. One time I sprayed one and it JUMPED about 10 inches up in the air. I guess it literally scared the roach shit out of him!
By the way... why do they call them COCKroaches anyway? That's like putting something really nice in front of something really gross. Like a MONEYroach or a WORLDPEACEroach. Doesn't make sense to me.
Anyway, sorry about your experience, but you survived it better than the roach.
it's 2am and there's a mouse in my bathroom and i still need to brush my teeth. i'm lying on my bed crying.
I had a cockroach tickle my lip once. It was already dead and was cleverly shrouded in the froth on a pint of Guinness. It had been crushed in the glass and the barmaid didn't notice when she started to fill it up. Bit of a cheeky surprise.
I haven't drank Guinness since, the froth literally gives me the heebeejeebies. And my addiction to lip-balm.. don't even get me started on that...
Awww, don't be so upset Jay my darling. Think of it this way, at least the roach that you step on will have its second chance to be something else (other than a roach) in its reincarnated life.
By the way, just received your album today through the mail. It's AWESOME! Can't wait to see you LIVE in London!
pwahhh... i spat out a dead fly two days ago... a dead fly! it had drowned in my cup of coffee! something felt funny in my mouth after i took a sip...
i spat it out... ran out of the room... frantically brushed my teeth but i can still feel it. i got into the car and drove off.
from spring to autumns im walking barefoot. the feeling is amazing. the little stones, you look on the way and rescue the snails. they are seeking to go to the acres and cross the streets. the cars don't stop.
this world is so mysterous and adventurous...
ummm ya, thats ummm, gross
im sorry,
you will never forget it
it's part of your life now
embrace it.
Honey, I know the feeling!
Son a of white trash drunk for a father, we got use to killin' the damn things, when I was a kid.
Now I live in my own home and no roach will even have the chance to come near the place!
Just clean up and think of the better times you'll have, be strong!
so i guess you're not interested in having some live grubs in hot chili oil, Jay?
hahahahaahahaha! i'm sorry this is too funny
creep me out!
Honey get out of New York. They are not going anywhere.
LOL - I felt your horror, just for a minute, in between my laughter!! LOL
yr hot jay and i love your music. i first saw you in shortbus at the vancouver film festival . . went out and bought the soundtrack right after and have played you ever since.
really sorry bout the roach dude :-( hee hee
holy shit this cracked me up!!
my partner is SCARED TO DEATH of roaches.. I can't even say the word without freaking him out -- it's on the list of banned words in our house. ;-)
Too bad it wasn't the other kind of roach (that's always good to find on the floor) because it would help you to forget things like nasty roaches (of the insect variety). Peace
i am CERTIFIED in roach killing. roach squished under my shoes is guilty pleasure. but jay, barefoot is *shudder*. stop walking around barefoot.
love it.
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