travel time from Little Rock to NYC, door to door: 15 hours
amount of food consumed during that time: 4 bags of peanuts
amount of times reservation had to be altered and i barely made it onto any flight at all, mostly out of pure luck (on a very unlucky day): 100
cab from newark: $80 because i have serious tipping guilt and always overdo it (probably)
panic attacks from turbulence: 1,243,580
fantasies of plane falling out of sky and crashing into earth in form of flaming fireball: [panic attacks] times 3
location of luggage: unknown
Friday, March 27, 2009
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4 bags of peanuts = CALORIESSSSSSSSSS!!!
those calories go all the way to your butt.
i luv peanuts, but i dont like chubby butt.
take care =]
jay, I told you come to Dingle, Ireland; panic attacks,none; no luggage required; fresh seafood; danger-only driving over Conor Pass; no-tips ! and it's already full Spring ! Wake up to the sound of cows ! Take care ....RickT
4 entire bags? Exactly how big were these 4 bags? The next thing you know the EMT people will be cutting a huge hole in your apartment wall to airlift your fat ass to the hospital. Please get some professional help before it's too late.
Give him a break! I eat peanuts every time I'm in stress. And I'm sure calories from peanuts eaten in these dark times does not count 'cose you have all your deamons coming out from your ass and they just like peanuts... I hope :)
i'm with you on the panic attacks !!
wow! i like your great sense of humour :D
I'm sorry your luggage got lost and the flight was apparently ridden with panic attacks, but at least the show at Hendrix was great! I loved it! =) Hope to see you again soon, Jay! Come back to Arkansas!
Jay, Come to Portland, OR, quickly. They're having a huge sale on peanuts! Just kidding, but do come. I love peanuts, but they bloat me if I eat too many. You know, (warning: TMI) I posted your blog url on my facebook page and a friend commented she liked your blog. So I visited it, and was inspired to research peanuts. "Thankfully, researchers from Purdue University have now demonstrated that chronic peanut consumption has a beneficial effect on markers of cardiac health." So now, because of your blog post, I'm sending a peanut health link to my brother in law who could benefit.
Enjoyed you in Shortbus and am enjoying your music now.
"cab from newark: $80 because i have serious tipping guilt and always overdo it (probably)"
You are freakin hilarious- "probably" lol!! :) :)
Apparently 15% is the standard and in NYC it's more like 20%
"cab from newark: $80 because i have serious tipping guilt and always overdo it (probably)"
You are freakin hilarious- "probably" lol!! :) :)
Apparently 15% is the standard and in NYC it's more like 20%
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